"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to.
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started by
tjshere
(12.19.2002 2:38:31 AM EST)
But where the hell is Autoland, California? Must be up north, I know all the towns in the south.
very creative...
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started by
suicideking
(12.19.2002 0:06:54 AM EST)
my step-dad is an optometrist with his ophthamologist's license, and his license plate says DR MY I'S...he added a little stick on apostrophe. :)
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