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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
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Those ......
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thegrandpatron
(12.09.2002 11:09:35 AM EST)
damn SUVs are every where these days.
Im hung up on...
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.09.2002 7:02:15 AM EST)
and old Yo mamma joke, for this one, and I can't get past it.
I seen your mamma wallking down the street, kicking a can, the other day. I asked her what she was doing, she said shes moving.
Yeah, but........
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tjshere
(12.09.2002 2:54:39 AM EST)
He has a state of the art laptop inside with a wireless Internet connection. Priorities, right, Rog? Hahahaha.
Serves ya right!
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started by
kweenbee
(12.09.2002 0:12:25 AM EST)
Fuckin redneck. Hahahahahahha
This guy's nuts!
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started by
willi
(12.09.2002 0:09:03 AM EST)
Without screens in his windows, I'm sure he has bats in his belfrey, and he's nuts to boot!
I laughed last night
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started by
suicideking
(12.09.2002 0:07:19 AM EST)
when I saw the "is Roger home?" part...I knew it would be funny.. nothing like being able to move your wonderful abode wherever you please...hehe
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