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if I had a mistress
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started by
suicideking
(12.15.2002 3:04:07 PM EST)
I wouldn't give her hush money and all that...I'd pay a couple guys to kill her, it would be cheaper, quicker, and simpler. :)
Well
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started by
roger
(12.15.2002 9:14:47 AM EST)
they can refund his hush money now that the world knows it.
Isn't it amazing
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.15.2002 8:53:10 AM EST)
how a man can aford to give his mistress 40k hush money, 10k a month child suport and a $250,000 house in California and has never had a job in his life.
Maybe it's just me?
Isnt it funny...
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.15.2002 7:30:10 AM EST)
how quick a preacher can whip up some tears in front of a camera!
Isnt it funny how many preachers been caught with their pants down.
Well it is...
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started by
misspk
(12.15.2002 4:34:50 AM EST)
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