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I got to
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.12.2003 10:15:24 AM EST)
get one of those...
LMAO @ TJ
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started by
roger
(12.22.2002 8:05:55 AM EST)
I understand the Wicked model takes an oversized mouse pad.
hahahahaha
I have one
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started by
tjshere
(12.21.2002 11:31:37 AM EST)
I won it at last years Goofball Christmas party. It was the booby prize.
I have pretty big hands though, so I upgraded to the MissPK model.
Tit mouse.
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.21.2002 8:14:03 AM EST)
It takes a clicking and you keep on licking.
Good for hitting those tittally links.
booby mouse
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started by
suicideking
(12.21.2002 2:02:05 AM EST)
I'd click, and then I'd double-click, and then I'd caress the button and then I'd drink another beerrrrrr
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