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Hey Tj
(0 replies)
started by
cowbelle
(02.08.2003 1:28:40 PM EST)
You could warm your weenie by sticking it in a thimble and holding a cigarette lighter underneath it.
Hey Cowbelle
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(02.08.2003 9:41:00 AM EST)
I've got a weenie you can heat up. ;^)
Hey KB
(0 replies)
started by
thegrandpatron
(02.08.2003 8:48:02 AM EST)
are you saying that Bar-B-Que grill is as big as Cowbelle's ass?
Man are you in trouble.
Waaa hahahahahaha
I'll start diggin' your grave.
Seeing as how
(8 replies)
started by
kweenbee
(02.08.2003 0:25:38 AM EST)
It's Cowbelle's barbecue, don't eat off it because it's probably never been cleaned. Hahahahahhaha.
Love the country,
live to pee outside
Someone
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started by
roger
(02.08.2003 0:12:26 AM EST)
is trying to save time. There is bound to be a race on television.
Just protecting my sheep
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