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    The Risks of Zoo Visits

    By: cowbellePublished: 03/08/2003
     
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    Daddy, what's that thing hanging down?

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    Mom's hiding the drool (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.08.2003 10:41:21 AM EST)

    I guess this is further proof that nothing white is 14 inches long.

    LMAO @ Harry. If that thing was stripey it would look like a barber pole.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    How disappointing (3 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.08.2003 8:06:24 AM EST)


    It's not stripey.

    Roger and Bookah Sitting In A Tree K I S S I N G

    In the words of my sister.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.08.2003 0:19:47 AM EST)

    when she was 8....

    "Look mom...
    That horse has 5 legs!"

    Cute one CB.

    LMAO @ surprised woman (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.08.2003 0:18:36 AM EST)


    She's seen one but not that big.... I'm betting she went for a closer look.


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