"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
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"Shrimp" Anyone?
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misspk
(01.17.2003 10:11:20 PM EST)
Was this right out of the National Enquirer or the Globe? Enquiring minds want to know!
*wink,giggle,blush*
well
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.16.2003 8:41:31 PM EST)
thats the craziest thing I've ever heard
Do not worry,
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started by
willi
(01.16.2003 2:47:21 PM EST)
Hilda the vegetarian hippo is doing fine, despite the fact that her cholesterol levels skyrocketed after this performance.
Even in death
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started by
tjshere
(01.16.2003 6:17:54 AM EST)
He'll be a little shit.
hmm okay
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started by
suicideking
(01.16.2003 1:45:34 AM EST)
sounds good to me... midgets are expendable anyways...hehe
Hell yeah
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started by
roger
(01.16.2003 0:17:19 AM EST)
Let's analyze the trampoline, I'm sure that was the cause of the problem.
It looks to me like they could have cut the hippo open in time to get the midget out but I guess the SPCA was there to stop that shit.. analyze the trampoline they said.
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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