"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there and—itwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003
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#221 The game of basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
Hmmmm...
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started by
meesha
(01.12.2003 9:22:58 PM EST)
Since Hell has frozen over, that must mean my live-in maid and nanny are on their way...
Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(01.12.2003 12:01:04 PM EST)
If hell has frozen over it might be time for monkees to fly out of my butt. I'm not looking forward to that. How do the little bastards get in there in the first place?
First hand knowledge...
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started by
michaelcarl
(01.12.2003 9:34:55 AM EST)
I'm 25 min's from Hell and it 16 degee here, yep it froze over!
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.12.2003 9:28:10 AM EST)
well it finally happened...
In that case...
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.12.2003 8:06:11 AM EST)
I better go shovel the walkway. Because hundreds of scorn women, will be lining up at my door, any minute now.
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