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#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so yellow I can't believe its not butter
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
hahhaahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.22.2003 8:19:33 PM EST)
too crazy
Maybe next year......
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started by
tjshere
(01.22.2003 3:14:58 AM EST)
Santa will remember not to fly so low over the opium fields in Turkey.
Paint shop fun
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started by
garibaldi
(01.22.2003 2:55:53 AM EST)
to render what the kid really saw on Santa's knee...
Some people
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  started by
roger
(01.22.2003 0:48:22 AM EST)
are just plain mean.....
How do y'all like my outfit?
hahahahahahaa
Just protecting my sheep
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