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    The Wit & Wisdom of Stormin' Norman

    By: tjsherePublished: 02/16/2003
     
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    No comment from me is necessary. I'll just let the General speak for himself.

    The Wit & Wisdom of Stormin' Norman

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    Pay no attention to Roger (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.16.2003 12:15:06 PM EST)

    He did all the technical work on this one for me and deserves most, if not all, of the credit for the submission.

    ^5, Rog. Thanks, buddy.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    If I was in the army.... (2 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (02.16.2003 11:49:22 AM EST)

    ....I'd like a name like Stormin' Norman. But I just can't think of one.

    Stormin' Harry just doesn't sound right. Hmmm.... I'll get back to you on that.

    Hahahahahaha

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    A true hero... (2 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.16.2003 8:04:09 AM EST)

    for sure!

    Good 1, TJ.

    I thought ..... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.16.2003 7:57:42 AM EST)

    this was about Norm Peterson on Cheers....or Norm Crosby from the 60's......

    I thought... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.16.2003 7:29:34 AM EST)

    this was about Norm Cash, now there's a real hero.

    God Bless Our Troops

    Does anybody know if..... (2 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (02.16.2003 2:53:00 AM EST)

    ....BDL has a brother?

    What about you Robixious, do you know?


    Hahahahahahahaha

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    That is why he is my hero! (1 reply)
    started by vmax97
    (02.16.2003 1:36:44 AM EST)

    Way to go. You got a good one!
    Robixous asshole if you down vote this one, I'll hunt your pussy ass down an slit your troat! It's my job!

    I'd try anything twice, just to make sure! LOL

    YEP (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.16.2003 0:28:18 AM EST)


    No need to comment on this one.. Norman says it all.

    You did some work on this one TJ getting it lined up and the right width for posting...

    ^5


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