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Yo Mama ...
is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Your great big hairy man tits would just be floppin' out the side and scaring all the bridesmaids. Hahahahahaha.
And please - will you just get the f*ck off my computer screen. Hehehe
5 Teejballs to you ol' friend!
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
It does seem like.......
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tjshere
(02.14.2003 7:30:58 AM EST)
A pearl necklace would go well with this attire. But she looks like most any excuse will do to shove that rose up someone's ass.
You promised you would keep my wedding picture in confidence and I see you've submitted it to this site. I'm never going to show you the full beauty now.
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
