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I might as well ......
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thegrandpatron
(02.15.2003 8:22:01 AM EST)
go fuck myself.
Because you've got your head so far up your own ass, it'll just get in my way.
I think I would look better on Vanna White. You take the shirt and here's your vowel, you know what to do.
hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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