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Criminal
(6 replies)
started by
harrymonkbubble
(02.10.2003 8:31:31 AM EST)
How dare these women spoil gods wonderful saggy creations by inserting bags. Tits are meant to be droopy and wrinkled with nipples pointing to the ground. Hahahahaha
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
I will............
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started by
tjshere
(02.10.2003 7:59:47 AM EST)
Support their right to choose either one, so long as they support my right to do unfettered, hands-on inspections.
From the looks of these two, that might take a while to come up with one complete thought between them.
I voted 5
(1 reply)
started by
roger
(02.10.2003 0:54:36 AM EST)
but I swear to God, I couldn't come up with anything witty to say...
No, wait!! How about Cowbelle eats horse dung.
hahahahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
