"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." — singer Roger Daltry
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#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
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Don't blame me, honey
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started by
tjshere
(02.05.2003 8:53:46 AM EST)
You're the one who's always whining about the lack of stiffies around here.
Oh Honey
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started by
thegrandpatron
(02.05.2003 8:02:54 AM EST)
your sex instructor is here to give you more lessons.
Tell them, I especially like that one part last night where you almost moved.
Whoa
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(02.05.2003 6:52:25 AM EST)
Is this one of the Drifters?
There goes my baby.
Hahahaha.
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
