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started by
tjshere
(02.04.2003 8:36:37 AM EST)
Next time you're planning on getting the pooch neutered you better not discuss it in front of him.
FAKE
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(02.04.2003 8:01:08 AM EST)
This is FAKE. Dogs can't drive!
And that middle section is obviously the body of a cow.
Hahahaha
I couldn't think of anything funny or constructive to say about it so I had to fall back on FAKE. Hahahahahaha
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