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I don't do drugs anymore
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thegrandpatron
(02.25.2003 7:42:06 AM EST)
cause now I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
Hmmmmmmm
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tjshere
(02.25.2003 3:05:09 AM EST)
Aren't these kids a bit old for beginners?
LMFAO!!
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sted5
(02.25.2003 1:44:29 AM EST)
This is great Cowbelle!!
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