"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
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roger
(02.19.2003 0:51:02 AM EST)
According to Gloria I could go to hell.
hahahahahaha
and TJ can go piss up a rope.
and Harry can go clean out his mouth.
and cowbelle can go get another wart removed.
and JimboBigLotto can go take dancing lessons.
and Leadj can go get a keyboard with more letters on it than N-I-C & E
waaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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