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Damnit
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started by
cookzone316
(03.05.2003 8:30:11 PM EST)
All this does is make me really want a smoke. I might need that so my wife can just shoot me one so I'll shut up about wanting one. (Can you tell I just quit?) GIVE ME ONE NOW!!!
I think, therefore I am not a drone! That is the Cook Zone way.
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Just protecting my sheep
This is very practical
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  started by
tjshere
(03.05.2003 3:08:08 AM EST)
You can use it whenever you feel the need for a quick shot of nicotine.
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