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Gas Station Special

By: cowbellePublished: 03/16/2003
 
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    It's been that way here lately (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2003 11:50:55 PM EST)

    good thing we don't go anywhere.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.16.2003 3:21:30 PM EST)

    That's such a good deal, they should make it a two for one offer.

    Roger and Bookah Sitting In A Tree K I S S I N G

    mmmm NO FUEL (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (03.16.2003 1:36:34 PM EST)

    just an observation: I see a lot of black people. not making any point, just observing. I HAVE EYES!!! no fuel is good fuel. oh, and hi Lulu, haven't seen you in agessss

    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    No gas? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.16.2003 12:02:47 PM EST)

    Wow, I never have that problem.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'll bet ..... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.16.2003 9:26:23 AM EST)

    George Dubya is responsible for this.
    Right Billy Baldwin and Barbra Streisand?

    (Hollywood Pukes)

    They have a deli inside (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.16.2003 1:02:48 AM EST)


    and they serve chili beans so you can still get gas.


    Just protecting my sheep
    WOW!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by lulu
    (03.16.2003 0:21:13 AM EST)

    What a bargain!

    I wonder if they sell road maps?

    Seegnature? We don't need no steenking seegnature!

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