"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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I don't care for cats
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started by
kweenbee
(03.16.2003 11:46:02 PM EST)
But I've got to admit that that is one damn cute picture. ^5
Love the country,
live to pee outside
was Acid drunk when he submitted?
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started by
suicideking
(03.16.2003 1:46:20 PM EST)
Car carrier...heh. I ended up pouring about a full case down the drain last night after the cops showed up and I was the only one old enough to drink, so it was either get rid of the beer or get a ticket for providing to minors. but luckily we had more beer in a different place. stupid cops.
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