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Great idea!
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seaweedy
(03.27.2003 1:16:59 AM EST)
Imagine how it would be if lots of women walked around wearing nipple scarves. It would make everybody friendlier and less tense because men could openly grin and stare and point, rather than sneaking peeks out of the corners of their eyes. Life would be easier for big-titted girls because guys would be openly staring at everybody's boobs.
Self strangulation
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marvin
(03.25.2003 2:15:40 PM EST)
just squeeze 'em firmly ....
Hey Cowbelle
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thegrandpatron
(03.25.2003 7:22:35 AM EST)
If they were like yours they would be tucked in their pants.
they don't hang like yours cause you can still see the nipples...
hahahahahaha
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