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Ahhhhh....
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started by
misspk
(08.18.2003 10:23:24 AM EST)
Nothing like a keg to get lit up!
*wink,giggle,blush*
On the 12th day of Christmas
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started by
meesha
(08.17.2003 12:26:28 PM EST)
my true love gave to me twelve tremendous orgasms eleven eagar virgins ten tasty titties nine nipple peircings eight maids for spanking seven strangled kitty kats six sexy sheep shaging sessions five golden showers a foursome with her two roommates three types of herpes two big fat blow jobs and a keg of beer in a pear tree
Merry Christmas you perverts!
hahahahahahahahahahaha Nice work, everybody!
KRAP !!!
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started by
roger
(08.16.2003 1:52:10 PM EST)
Who broke the string??
We only had one day left..
LMAO
I like
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 9:11:48 PM EST)
it and tasty drinking to get this made...
on the 11th day of Christmas
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started by
meesha
(08.15.2003 8:05:00 PM EST)
my true love gave to me
eleven eagar virgins
ten tasty titties
nine nipple peircings
eight maids for spanking
seven strangled kitty kats
sex sexy sheep shaging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roommates
three types of herpes
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree
on the 10th day of christmas
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started by
simonsez
(08.15.2003 7:08:43 PM EST)
my true love gave to me
ten tasty titties
nine nipple peircings
eight maids for spanking
seven strangled kitty kats
sex sexy sheep shaging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roommates
three types of herpes
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree
I never forget a face, but in your case
I'll be glad to make an exception.
On the ninth day of Christmas
(3 replies)
started by
sleepwalker2000
(08.15.2003 6:10:46 PM EST)
My true love gave to me
nine nipple piercings
eight maids for spanking
seven strangled kitty kats
six sexy sheep shagging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roommates
three types of herpes
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree
*SW2K*
On the eigth day of Christmas (2)
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started by
corjones
(08.15.2003 4:38:20 PM EST)
My true love gave to me
eight maids for spanking
seven strangled kitty kats
six sexy sheep shagging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roomates,
three types of herpes,
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree
my true love gave to me,
seven strangled kitty kats
six sexy sheep shagging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roomates,
three types of herpes,
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
(3 replies)
started by
meesha
(08.15.2003 11:22:30 AM EST)
my true love gave to me,
six sexy sheep shagging sessions
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roomates,
three types of herpes,
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree.
my true love gave to me,
five golden showers
a foursome with her two roomates,
three types of herpes,
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.15.2003 7:35:49 AM EST)
my true love gave to me,
a foursome with her two roommates,
three types of herpes,
two big fat blow jobs
and a keg of beer in a pear tree.
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*SW2K*
