"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."—Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he canget me five." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
One Liners
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Hey dude,
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willi
(04.19.2003 10:47:58 PM EST)
I said I wanted my seats in coach, man! Not the Coachman!
By the way, a tandem axle would help make the ride a lot less turbulent.
hahahahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(04.19.2003 11:48:14 AM EST)
could be the next vacation...
Damn caravanners
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started by
marvin
(04.19.2003 5:40:28 AM EST)
they're everywhere this Easter !
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