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World Safety

By: acidintervalPublished: 04/07/2003
 
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I'm not so sure we should trust these guys.

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    Damn flying ricers! (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (04.08.2003 11:38:05 PM EST)

    Too bad they ruined those cool little tires!

    I don't think ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.07.2003 9:43:16 AM EST)

    NATO can protect us from evil.
    I hope the French were on board.

    NATO Sucks... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (04.07.2003 7:03:40 AM EST)

    but they got that cool spoiler on the back of it.

    God Bless Our Troops

    A plane crash (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.07.2003 2:31:56 AM EST)


    WOW... another pointed out reason why I don't fly...

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    Just protecting my sheep
    I hate when this happens (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (04.07.2003 0:14:37 AM EST)

    I always spill my drink and my peanuts go rolling up the aisle when this happens on my flight

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