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The Bottom Line Of Marriage

By: tjsherePublished: 05/13/2003
 
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I guess they're just trying to keep up with their husband's waist line.

The Bottom Line Of Marriage

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    I'm not impressed (3 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (06.23.2004 8:45:54 PM EST)

    At your age, I would think any ass would be appreicated!

    Your favorite cuz,

    J9

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.14.2003 3:47:51 PM EST)

    thats too damn funny

    Hahahhahahhahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (05.13.2003 10:45:39 PM EST)

    Great submission buddy. ^5


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    10 and counting... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (05.13.2003 3:16:37 AM EST)

    The future was looking bright.

    I'm a Lover not a Fighter

    Their ass line (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.13.2003 3:15:32 AM EST)

    just keeps the same distance from their boob line !

    Going down ....

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Grrrrrrr (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2003 2:29:11 AM EST)

    T`would appear that the usual midnight site lock-up is starting early tonight.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    My, my, my (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2003 2:27:53 AM EST)

    That's quite a broad spectrum.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    My, my, my (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2003 2:25:45 AM EST)

    That's quite a broad spectrum.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.13.2003 1:40:43 AM EST)


    How true, how true..

    Good one TJ, you're on a roll, don't let up now.


    Just protecting my sheep

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