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Snapple Facts
#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
One Liners
Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic? A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
lmfao
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 10:32:27 AM EST)
great pic....very funny
AHA!
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started by
tjshere
(05.04.2003 9:37:06 AM EST)
For years I have been telling my gf that Winnie the Poof is a fag. Now I have photographic evidence. Thank you, Mode!
Turn round Mode
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marvin
(05.04.2003 3:31:53 AM EST)
someone will kiss your bare (bear) butt too! LOL
Mel Brooks
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dragonmaster666
(05.04.2003 0:04:16 AM EST)
nice reference to "History of the World: Part I"
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"
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