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Glass Jaw

By: tjsherePublished: 05/10/2003
 
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He's going to have one hell of a time trying to explain the hickies.

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    Why? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2003 10:56:24 PM EST)


    I mean really


    Just protecting my sheep
    Why? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2003 10:56:23 PM EST)


    I mean really


    Just protecting my sheep
    Why? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2003 10:56:05 PM EST)


    I mean really


    Just protecting my sheep
    The Caption Is... (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (05.11.2003 10:31:04 AM EST)

    Hey, look at me! I'm a dipshit!!

    Suck Face... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (05.10.2003 6:47:00 PM EST)

    I feel drunker just lookin at this. Good one tj you just saved me 3 beer's.

    I'm a Lover not a Fighter

    Hickies fade (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.10.2003 10:41:59 AM EST)

    but he'll always be stupid !

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    You know.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.10.2003 10:21:14 AM EST)

    Your social life is in a bad way when you figure out how to suck face by yourself. I suppose he can do lots of other tricks involving a vacuum too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.10.2003 9:55:39 AM EST)

    yeah hes going to regret that one......lmfao
    ^5 to tj..

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