"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."Source: The New York Times, "Reporter's Notebook; Skipping Borders, Tripping Diction," David E. Sanger, May 28, 2002
Random Quote
"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Well... basically... your house burned even faster." — Anonymous Fireman
Snapple Facts
#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald you can see what's on her mind
One Liners
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
Quick Joke
Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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