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damn.....
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started by
simonsez
(09.24.2003 10:22:34 AM EST)
roger stole my first comment,
then TJ stole my second comment then the patron repeated what i just said so ill just say
lmao
too funny
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Roger stole my first comment,
then TJ stole my second comment.
Aw crap
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started by
tjshere
(09.24.2003 3:20:42 AM EST)
Roger stole my line.
Rumor has it the Russian judge gave this guy a 3.
Never ski
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started by
roger
(09.24.2003 1:15:41 AM EST)
the morning after chili night.
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