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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
One Liners
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
funny. Hey, I'll bet she's about ready to do a Revenge Fuck.
Great Sales...
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michaelcarl
(05.21.2003 4:11:00 PM EST)
I'll never forget the mad wife that sold her husbands brand new Mercedes for 50 bucks. 5^
lmao
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.21.2003 4:03:29 PM EST)
good one
LMAO @
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tjshere
(05.21.2003 4:55:19 AM EST)
"His body would look better out there."
Great line, Mode. ^5
$1 the lot
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marvin
(05.21.2003 4:19:41 AM EST)
Hahahahahahahahaha
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