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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
I'll buy two
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started by
corjones
(09.23.2003 11:25:48 AM EST)
Just incase the last idiot who
T-boned me decides to drive again!!
Oww did that hurt!
During the Friday afternoon/evening Vegas rush:
1/4 mile.
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