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where are the strings?
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started by
simonsez
(03.12.2004 6:26:38 PM EST)
are they wearing tampons? i like this version better also
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
changes a few things
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started by
ebenny
(03.12.2004 0:38:06 AM EST)
For instance, Sauron's giant flaming eye is now a giant flaming pussy. Same graphics, though.
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