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Hey Roger!
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meesha
(08.26.2003 12:04:34 PM EST)
I thought you lived in NC??? Damn, man, what'd you do to your car?
Oh yeah, and congrats to Howiepumpser. I'll leave ya ^5 too.
Note the crunched rear end
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started by
tjshere
(08.26.2003 10:08:33 AM EST)
She decided to switch to the tarp because it's easier on the fenders.
Congrats and thanks to Howiepumpser for his first posted submission. ^5!
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