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Relaxing In Hawaii

By: modePublished: 07/29/2003
 
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Looks relaxing until the sharks get hungry.

Relaxing In Hawaii

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    I love the (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.29.2003 9:24:38 PM EST)

    blue water....

    I know my neighbor well (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (07.29.2003 8:55:45 AM EST)

    and if he were there he would yell SHARK!!

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Oh poi! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.29.2003 4:22:17 AM EST)

    Instead of a tip you can give the waitress breast-stroking lessons.

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    started by roger
    (07.29.2003 0:14:08 AM EST)


    have never seen the movie "Jaws" I bet.

    good one Mode'

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