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... is so fat, She uses the carpet as a blanket!
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Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan
Wow
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started by
meesha
(08.02.2003 1:45:02 PM EST)
Scary as all hell but what a view!
not
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.02.2003 11:59:08 AM EST)
for me to do
Neat
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started by
hannes
(08.02.2003 9:55:34 AM EST)
Let's face it though: that rock's been there for hundreds of years - it's probably more dangerous to cross the street. :-)
Holy Shit2!!
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started by
tjshere
(08.02.2003 9:42:59 AM EST)
I ain't never been THAT drunk!! You couldn't get me out on that rock even if Heather was out there, naked, horny and alone.
that proves it
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started by
bear220
(08.02.2003 8:17:57 AM EST)
there are people that were born stupid.
and if I was there where he was that's what would be underneath me... shit!!
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