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simonsez
(07.20.2003 11:23:45 AM EST)
Ive seen lots of big trucks like that with dicks in them
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
That MIGHT work...
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misspk
(07.20.2003 10:27:57 AM EST)
...if it were attached to a Viper, and a good looking face.
Odds are he is wasting his money.
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(07.20.2003 0:22:07 AM EST)
Maybe he calls it a mule dick because it's always looking for an ass to mate with.
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