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By: modePublished: 11/28/2003
 
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This breaks my heart.

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    At least it's not (4 replies)
    started by meesha
    (11.28.2003 11:14:25 AM EST)

    a cat!

    hahahaha

    Cute picture, I'm sure the pooch will be just fine. :-)

    Meow

    he's just (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2003 9:19:25 AM EST)

    checking out the view everything is going to be ok

    BIGJOHN2

    Yeah, this is sad (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2003 7:29:20 AM EST)


    But it's what might be going on on the other side of that wall that really concerns me.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    why would anyone (0 replies)  
    started by bear220
    (11.28.2003 0:12:16 AM EST)

    plug a hole in the wall with a dog?

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