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By: simonsezPublished: 01/09/2004
 
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I just ordered a case.

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    Do not mouth screws??? (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.09.2004 1:33:00 PM EST)


    I'm sorry, but mouthing my screws first is mandatory for me. I guess it's because I'm not a very good handy-man. Hehehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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