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Housewife Heaven

By: tjsherePublished: 02/01/2004
 
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Now she can soften her mood as well as her hands while she does dishes. Yeah, right.

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    started by thecritic
    (02.01.2004 4:26:57 PM EST)
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    I missed something on this one... Maybe my computer isn't downloading the caption

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    started by meesha
    (02.01.2004 11:57:06 AM EST)
    "Blood Be Gone" stain removal. Removes husband blood stains from even the whitest carpet....

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    A Valentine's Gift Idea (0 replies)
    started by jimbo
    (02.01.2004 11:09:26 AM EST)
    It'll go great with the ergonomic snow shovel I got her for Christmas.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (02.01.2004 11:07:02 AM EST)
    thats a good reason for them to do all the dishes...lmfao

    You look tense, dear (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.01.2004 1:17:53 AM EST)

    Why don't you pamper yourself by washing the dishes and I'll just tough it out watching the game on TV by myself.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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