"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
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#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
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