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well DAMN!
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hyenasmirk
(02.04.2004 9:19:41 PM EST)
I literally just hit the floor. That's about the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. Nice job!!!
"We pursue that, which retreats from us"
and
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bigjohn2
(02.03.2004 3:48:28 PM EST)
it dont eat much....
must be on sale
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ebenny
(02.03.2004 10:29:12 AM EST)
Coulda swore it was "half off" yesterday.
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