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Does she save everything?
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started by
seaweedy
(06.09.2004 1:24:09 AM EST)
If she collects enough she can stuff a pillow with it. I wonder if she also saves the sweat off his balls?
wallers his finger around in there and then smells it too.
That's wacko!
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started by
willi
(06.07.2004 0:40:29 AM EST)
It looks like the sweater dad gets for father's day will be woven out of recycled materials.
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