"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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Q: What's the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming."
hey don't knock it
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ebenny
(06.19.2004 2:32:45 AM EST)
I once knew a guy in college who tried to aim from 2 feet away... and he was taking a crap!
Those people exist.
Okay
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started by
thecritic
(06.19.2004 0:26:02 AM EST)
I'll just sit right here in the sink you dumb shit.
Fu*k people who think we're a bunch of idiots going into a damn bathroom.
When I see signs like this I always pee on the floor, or in the sink, or in the trashcan.
Unless the toilet was spotless when I walked in and they never are.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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