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I say:
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ajk454
(10.22.2004 8:12:21 AM EST)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
damn its
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bigjohn2
(10.22.2003 8:22:18 PM EST)
purdy....lmfao
im broken-hearted
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simonsez
(10.22.2003 7:58:23 AM EST)
tj said my submission was a fake. i know that isnt so because i saw the redneck feed him some meat this morning.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
the shadows are all wrong, the chain isn't put on right and the ears look like they were cut and pasted. This tiger is obviously something out of a fairy tale.
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