"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
Random Quote
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it'sgoing to be up all night." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
One Liners
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
But I'm pretty sure I heard the back of his wetsuit being blown out.
Hahaha, wtg, Meesha. Nice to see one from you up here.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
Dickheads Many of you may have used the derogatory term 'dickhead' ...
12.04.2008
Save The Music This should be in uncensored. No wait. This should ...
12.03.2008
