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A tricycle?
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willi
(01.10.2004 11:06:51 PM EST)
I would have thought an egomaniacle pedophile such as him would have made his escape on a more appropriate ride, like a Big Wheel.
now that
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.10.2004 3:37:23 PM EST)
is too damn funny.......hahahahahahah definatley a 5
Har Dee
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started by
beo469
(11.21.2003 4:01:14 PM EST)
That's terrible. That's funny. That's terribly funny.
And while we're at it, lets prosecute the kid's mom.
LMAO
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  started by
obiwan
(11.21.2003 3:31:08 AM EST)
Cool, now I have to clean the coffee-saliva mixture all over my screen.
~Obiwan~
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