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Swiss Army Mouse

By: StorminNormanPublished: 12/21/2003
 
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The new Swiss Army Mouse in time for the holidays.

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    Makes sense to me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.21.2003 12:34:41 PM EST)


    There have been many times that I have wanted to attack my `puter with a knife.

    Or a nuclear device.

    Good show, General! ^5 and congrats on #1.

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    hell yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.21.2003 10:30:43 AM EST)

    this is great someone should have thought about it along time ago...

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    started by thecritic
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    to Stormin' Norman on his first posted submission.

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