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#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
I guess the bird is sampling the presidential gravy to make sure it's up to White House standards.
probably
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.26.2003 7:11:15 AM EST)
little pecker
BIGJOHN2
Woo-Hoo!
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started by
hyenasmirk
(11.26.2003 1:35:04 AM EST)
Another first for me! Damn I'm smooth. Lol.
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