"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
Yo Mama ...
breath smell is so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
1. If you can't keep you dick in your pants
2. and have an affair (they are kissing while making love)
3. She could get pregnant
4. and it's going to be a pain in the ass, trying to explain it all to your wife.
The signs definitely translate, they just don't translate very well. Good one, General.
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