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OK I'll say it...
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started by
michaelcarl
(02.14.2004 4:15:55 PM EST)
I can't believe that Kerry suggested that these guy's are Draft Dodgers just because Bush was one. What a lame SOB!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.11.2004 6:41:43 AM EST)
thats a bitch sometimes....lol
They got in the wrong line.
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started by
willi
(02.10.2004 7:35:11 PM EST)
They meant to have signed up for the "George W. Bush Tour of Duty Plan", which really is only one weekend a month (attendance not required).
if they could time it
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started by
simonsez
(02.10.2004 6:32:24 PM EST)
where the weekend would fall on my girlfriend's monthly it would be okay
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